You might say "Oh but you can make the water super hot and it feels nice when you're cold". Nay! First you have to like get naked (by the way it's cold enough to snow in my house so this part is not enjoyable). Then you have to wait there with your shivering body while the water takes its sweet time getting hot. By this time, I've almost given up on showering. Then yeah it's nice nice nice until.....you realize you've been in the shower for a half hour and you might be late for work now. So now you have to turn off the shower. And walk outside of the stall into a room that I can only describe as a place where only Mr. Freeze can reside. Then I realize I need to get back to my room as quickly as possible because this tericloth robe that barely covers my bum is NOT going to cut it. Once I get to my room, I quickly decide that the only sanctuary I have is going back into my bed under the warm covers. Where I inevitably fall asleep and will be in fact late for work.
Trust me, if I could take showering off the list of things I have to do everyday to be a normal part of society, I would.
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